Comic Turns

1.

JUMP START!

Pure slapstick. I had in mind Buster Keaton. Was once told I looked like him when I was but a willowy innocent. Not having his skills, I can only throw notes together to back 1920s comedies...

2.

spagball hop!

I've never liked spaghetti meatballs...ever. And I dance like a bag of spanners. So, let's make fun of the whole nightmare I had other night....

3.

March of the Hares

What could be madder than a mad hot day in March with a column of hares being cheered by post-war people? Come up with anything yet? No? Join the crowd and cheer then...

4.

the CONK!

Loved the Goon Show! No, I'm not THAT old, but, old enough to remember the repeats, I even bought their LP recordings. This man was a star, no-one could play harmonica quite like him. And, he never took himself seriously, he was in fact, another Goon....think his own LP cover is the funniest ever. So, here's to the Conk (his nickname on the show), and to ying-tong-iddle-i-po as well...mine ain't that funny, but its a tribute...

5.

MARCH TO THE KITCHEN

Ever spent time planning a swanky party, only to find someone's sneaked in and stole the pies? Originally inspired by my godson, who crawled with inevitability towards the kitchen, with intent... least it was just him. Nothing says don't tell me no that a table groaning with lovely party food! The music could be used for anything that devours as it walks!